Please forgive me for the egregious things I've done to you, namely running 3 marathons in 56 days. Maybe you just don't understand my needs. I need to run so your crazy mind will shut the hell up and all that stuff floating around you're head will work itself out.
I think we have a communication issue. You send me signals, but I just don't understand them. For instance, why do I have a pinched nerve in my lower back? What, you didn't enjoy that 5 hour jaunt on Saturday? It was just the two of us, and the ocean breeze. Surely, you must have enjoyed some of it? I mean, I was kind enough to show off as much of you as I could so you could get a tan (by the way, your color is looking great!). Maybe you don't appreciate me?
Ya know, I do these things for you. I try to keep you in shape, I try to keep you healthy, and I always keep you tan. The least you can do is stop complaining and recover. Please stop hurting. And for crying out loud, what's with the toenails falling off??
Love,
Me
I think we have a communication issue. You send me signals, but I just don't understand them. For instance, why do I have a pinched nerve in my lower back? What, you didn't enjoy that 5 hour jaunt on Saturday? It was just the two of us, and the ocean breeze. Surely, you must have enjoyed some of it? I mean, I was kind enough to show off as much of you as I could so you could get a tan (by the way, your color is looking great!). Maybe you don't appreciate me?
Ya know, I do these things for you. I try to keep you in shape, I try to keep you healthy, and I always keep you tan. The least you can do is stop complaining and recover. Please stop hurting. And for crying out loud, what's with the toenails falling off??
Love,
Me
